Tag: mouse

• I love you and think you’re cute as heck. Outdoors.
• Your chances of a long life are much better of living a long life if you avoid our house, which is full of large dogs.
• Plastic is not good for you.
• You are very clever how you simply move the baited sticky trap so you can get to the delicious horse food and eat more of its spout.
• There’s lots to eat in the pasture. You could go there.
• HA! I have put the delicious horse food in a sealed container where you can’t get to it.
• Yes, I can see that your larger cousin is also visiting the tack room. Evidence.
• I have lots more traps. Go outside! run!
• I truly regret the large gaps in the doors to the tack room that welcome you so well.
• Your brazen takeover of my henhouse has not gone unnoticed. You sure poop a lot.
• Note that the food in the henhouse is also in a sealed container. HA!